Wanna see the London tourists miss? I’m London Parker, and I’ve been poking around this city’s nooks for years. From speakeasies in Soho to forgotten Thames-side pubs, my tours are all about the stuff you won’t find. Book a private tour now and let’s uncover the real London together!
This is where I scribble down my rambles — tales of dodgy pubs in Camden, weird little shops in Covent Garden, or that one time I got lost in Hackney’s backstreets. No polished travel mag nonsense here, just my honest takes on London’s wild, messy charm. Check out my latest posts and maybe you’ll find a spot to love as much as I do.
Forget those big bus tours herding you past Big Ben. My private tours are just you, me (or one of my handpicked guides), and London’s hidden bits. We’ll duck into secret courtyards, sip coffee where locals do, and maybe catch some street art nobody’s posted on Insta yet. Each tour’s built around what you wanna see — let’s make it your kinda day.
I’m London Parker, born and bred in this mad city (well, mostly — spent a few years in Bristol, but don’t hold it against me). I’ve been wandering London’s streets forever, chasing stories and pints in equal measure. I started this gig cos I was sick of hearing mates moan about “boring” London trips. Me? I love the weird stuff: graffiti’d alleys, tiny bookshops, pubs older than your gran. I ain’t some posh tour guide — think of me as your mate who knows too much about London’s backyards. Oh, and I’ve got a knack for finding the best curry in any postcode. Stick with me, and you’ll see a London you didn’t expect.
This ain’t your daytime market stroll — we’ll weave through shadowy lanes, hit a 300-year-old pub, and hear dodgy tales of Jack the Ripper (without the cheesy tourist vibes). Expect street food, a hidden bar, and some proper East End grit. Spots are limited, so grab yours quick!
We’ll kick off with street food at Brixton Market, weave through lanes alive with reggae vibes, and pop into a hidden bar with live music that’ll get your toes tapping. Expect stories of Brixton’s rebellious past and a few cheeky local secrets. Limited spots, so don’t sleep on it